Hi, I’m Carmen, and welcome to Jackass. Sidebar art by hasuyawwnTumblr (3.0; @drilnos)http://drilnos.tumblr.com/<p><a href="https://mutantranger.tumblr.com/post/171957783857/coffeedyke-how-to-tell-theyre-gay-they-do" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mutantranger</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://coffeedyke.tumblr.com/post/170344854728/how-to-tell-theyre-gay-they-do-not-sit-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">coffeedyke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to tell they’re gay: </p> <p>• They do not sit in chairs properly. </p> <p>The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one. </p> </blockquote> <p>I feel exposed</p> </blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175284718424http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175284718424Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:12:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/992a10cb397c374334a10915c5a300b4/tumblr_pan5au7LIl1ui3g1ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b3dbc09d896fd0e64eca3249e6185d2/tumblr_pan5au7LIl1ui3g1ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://changesusername.tumblr.com/post/175086577092/miz-cracker-and-i-have-something-in-common" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">changesusername</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Miz Cracker and I have something in common</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175267069219http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175267069219Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:00:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9a0bc0bdf49a726f4ef5fb4a6d7d5f6/tumblr_pax56aLjih1wrt8hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175267062714http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175267062714Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:59:56 -0400<p><a href="https://prep4goth.tumblr.com/post/169028588876/once-i-uhaul-with-my-gf-im-deleting-my-blog-like" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">prep4goth</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Once I uhaul with my gf I’m deleting my blog like have fun with ur thesis long call out posts and ur Tumblr cliques u weird bitches…I’ll be busy getting rawed and growing fresh basil</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264498144http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264498144Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:33:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/166d5dd92d9c3e2f1d1ca046d8adc4e4/tumblr_p1jvc8SPsT1t959ymo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/174ccdb35d31f21e659347f45a6093a2/tumblr_p1jvc8SPsT1t959ymo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">joshpeck</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264493474http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264493474Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:32:48 -0400<p><a href="http://themoufofthesouth.tumblr.com/post/174953570552/ihob" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">themoufofthesouth</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://peskierpendejo.tumblr.com/post/174862642881/ihob" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">peskierpendejo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1>IHOB</h1> <p>International</p> <p>House</p> <p>Of</p> <p>Bussy</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="213" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16b70b45c462c054268b77e835b3abde/tumblr_inline_paat7zElQ11sl4b91_500.gif" data-orig-height="213" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264485884http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264485884Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:32:26 -0400<p><a href="https://snarthurt.tumblr.com/post/175225789630/snoopingasusualisee-snarthurt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">snarthurt</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://snoopingasusualisee.tumblr.com/post/175225752539/snarthurt-snoopingasusualisee-snarthurt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">snoopingasusualisee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://snarthurt.tumblr.com/post/175225172935/snoopingasusualisee-snarthurt-robot-chicken-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">snarthurt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://snoopingasusualisee.tumblr.com/post/175225143624/snarthurt-robot-chicken-is-problematic-it-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">snoopingasusualisee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://snarthurt.tumblr.com/post/175225103985/robot-chicken-is-problematic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">snarthurt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>robot chicken is problematic?</p></blockquote> <p>it is? huh…well good thing i can trust south park</p> </blockquote> <p>bad news………</p> </blockquote> <p>what’s the news?</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3358c227b0b3ee1b2b39486da8abf527/tumblr_inline_pauzu2EepB1vcprkx_540.png" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264430754http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175264430754Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:29:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/26929960c88767818d5b83cd33d93677/tumblr_pas4l25ESq1r1mpi1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175263811509http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175263811509Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:59:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24c718e663e4a3614a196bb6f28bd0a2/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b791f2e6c402616f7598fd8ccef27a0a/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1882e96f923006ccd69115dd798df476/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/44f9e3d915e2bf1aa4317bd0721c03f3/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e712e97891a88c2801b0627955ea5f5/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b99d4475fbda73beeab0f0da5464bc3e/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34bb3cccf67cc4edb72ce5ef7f6ef66a/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ba6f68f36dbdf3bc31db05643e16d9f/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d190f4613d2922002529cec9055af09/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/351b663949eed1298baf9e1dbb186095/tumblr_pac08solVW1rhbc49o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://dearestantoine.tumblr.com/post/174893844207/princess-lu-and-all-of-her-alternate-costumes-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dearestantoine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Princess Lu and all of her Alternate Costumes by DearestAntoine</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175261784874http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175261784874Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:35:10 -0400valid<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evilscientist.tumblr.com/post/57802375507" target="_blank">evilscientist</a>:</p><blockquote><p>thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175261573539http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175261573539Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:27:13 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b3737accd3092cdea2ccdf5ab3f1f07/tumblr_osfpclYoyc1ru4dpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175259750359http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175259750359Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:19:30 -0400<p><a href="http://apparentlyeverything.tumblr.com/post/174645469407/pda-at-pride" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">apparentlyeverything</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>There’s a lot of discussion right now about whether “PDA” is appropriate at Pride events, so here’s a reminder that the very first Pride event in 1970 (called the Christopher Street Liberation Day Parade) featured a “Gay-In” with same-sex couples showing public affection for each other:  </p> <figure data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac80f77420c2f6dfc8f2feefdcc81692/tumblr_inline_p9xdvtG3T21r5erw1_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0957f684b4f2cfb48c48ad4c8c693695/tumblr_inline_parcv8PzvF1qev5zq_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac80f77420c2f6dfc8f2feefdcc81692/tumblr_inline_p9xdvtG3T21r5erw1_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.history.com/news/how-activists-plotted-the-first-gay-pride-parades" target="_blank"><i> “Gay-in” in Central Park during the 1st Christopher St Liberation Day Parade in NYC, 1970</i></a></p> <p>Similar events were held at other Prides in the 70s and 80s. In this period, displays of same-sex affection were especially encouraged, and some even featured gay “kissing booths”:</p> <figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="322" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e7700ea6eaa52a96831e825f3c0ba82/tumblr_inline_p9xe9i5FlZ1r5erw1_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9cd5487aea841e1d5179126c6262fef6/tumblr_inline_parcv8pVfS1qev5zq_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e7700ea6eaa52a96831e825f3c0ba82/tumblr_inline_p9xe9i5FlZ1r5erw1_540.png"/></figure><p><a href="https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/05/pride-pictures-1982-kissing-booths-brought-lgbtq-visibility-world/" target="_blank"><i> Three couples take advantage of the Gay Band Kissing Booth at the Los Angeles Christopher Street West Pride Parade, in 1982 </i></a></p> <p>This was not casual, <b>it was an intentional choice meant to send a specific political message that LGBT people would no longer stay hidden</b>. People who say that PDA grosses them out no matter who does it are missing the point entirely. Public displays of affection among LGBT people within the context of Pride are part of its historical political message and significance. Refusing to  engage with and understand that context is inherently reactionary.</p> </blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175257230099http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175257230099Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:44:40 -0400lgbt<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/359ac154a1aebafeeffb2c402736bae7/tumblr_pawhluzfOR1uotw8uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://toolassistedspeedrun.tumblr.com/post/175252362722/sgdqs-been-great-so-far-i-finished-this-doodle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">toolassistedspeedrun</a>:</p><blockquote><p>sgdq’s been great so far! i finished this doodle from yesterday during the spyro run, i love this lil guy</p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175256496819http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175256496819Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:15:47 -0400spyro<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cee567b16be83311c9e3174d01d13f2d/tumblr_p1d392Xz2P1uat3o1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175227122969http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175227122969Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:06:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f5a166c2d6a84666d59442400e5baba/tumblr_paqcutClF41qa6pslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brainstatic.tumblr.com/post/175141490470/we-could-all-use-some-good-news-today" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">brainstatic</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/06/22/trump-millennial-supporters-washington-dc-218833" target="_blank">We could all use some good news today.</a></p></blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175226895624http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175226895624Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:58:53 -0400<p><a href="https://rebe83.tumblr.com/post/175094934136/otakusapien-neopuff-butch-hartman-is-baiting" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rebe83</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://otakusapien.tumblr.com/post/174104203749/neopuff-butch-hartman-is-baiting-me-and-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">otakusapien</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://neopuff.tumblr.com/post/174103965181/butch-hartman-is-baiting-me-and-im-gonna-stab-him" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">neopuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="230" data-orig-width="238"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2259c8102b518f009a5a0c5960b2fdad/tumblr_inline_p92aj8SHUC1qzvp42_540.png" data-orig-height="230" data-orig-width="238" alt="image"/></figure></p> <p style="">butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!</p> </blockquote> <p>it means wanda isnt the dad</p> </blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175221307129http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175221307129Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:27:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7a6015ee58e4266598d93887e851c04/tumblr_nbi79iqk1R1tf0i0so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175221298139http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175221298139Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:27:17 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdbjgB0rY1r0o12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175219646289http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175219646289Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:26:29 -0400<p><a href="http://thyrell.tumblr.com/post/175199443386/i-think-ive-finally-found-a-way-to-defeat-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thyrell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thyrell.tumblr.com/post/175199432486/i-think-ive-finally-found-a-way-to-defeat-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thyrell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i think ive finally found a way to defeat the trump administration </p></blockquote> <p>so if we call them “republican'ts”, </p> </blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175218058504http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175218058504Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:30:39 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ce60b28b8f4927ae59680d4bb044d9a/tumblr_obxyy1nBdu1rrftcdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b272ee57730188e12abdf9499edef2d/tumblr_obxyy1nBdu1rrftcdo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://artenega.tumblr.com/post/155529038721/suppermariobroth-in-super-mario-sunshine-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">artenega</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/148995620355/in-super-mario-sunshine-the-toads-in-delfino" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>Imagine being this fake</p> </blockquote>http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175217021379http://drilnos.tumblr.com/post/175217021379Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:55:09 -0400